Category: WHERE IS MY BREAKFAST

MOM, it’s the weekend!  I demand breakfast in …

MOM, it’s the weekend!  I demand breakfast in bed!

Mom, I got up all by myself!  On a Monday!  An…

Mom, I got up all by myself!  On a Monday!  And now you expect me to turn around to get my breakfast, too?!  How could you be so mean?!

Mom has something she calls jetlag that’s thro…

Mom has something she calls jetlag that’s throwing everything off schedule, including my breakfast?!  I don’t understand, Mom!  Yesterday my breakfast was way early and today it’s way late?!  What is this madness?!

Excuse me!  I’m awake!  Why isn’t my light on …

Excuse me!  I’m awake!  Why isn’t my light on and more importantly, why is my plate empty?!

I’m not coming out of bed until I see noms on …

I’m not coming out of bed until I see noms on my plate!

MOM, why are you waking me up if my breakfast …

MOM, why are you waking me up if my breakfast isn’t ready yet?!

I’ve never touched my cuttlebone?  I’m touchin…

I’ve never touched my cuttlebone?  I’m touching it right now!  Happy, Mom?  Now take this nasty cuttlebone away and bring me REAL noms!

Mom, why are you holding a camera and not my b…

Mom, why are you holding a camera and not my breakfast?

Excuse me, I’m hungry!  WHERE IS MY BREAKFAST?…

Excuse me, I’m hungry!  WHERE IS MY BREAKFAST?!

Take this awful cuttlebone out of my sight!

If you’re not going to bring me breakfast in b…

If you’re not going to bring me breakfast in bed on a Monday, I am taking the shortest path to my plate!  I want my breakfast NOW, no time to waste on doors!