Category: WHERE ARE MY NOMS

HUMAN, WHERE ARE MY NOMS?!

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* Tumblr is still eating our individual photo captions, so while the code monkeys are working on that, captions below:

  1. ARRRR YOU BRINGING NOMS?
  2. I made a mess?  What else was I supposed to do?!  I’m STARVING!!

Mom, explain my empty plate!

Tilted Tuesday tiny tortoise troubles:  Woe is me, doomed with an empty belly and an empty plate!  😫🐢

EXCUSE ME, sunning my bum makes me hungry!  Bring my noms over here, stat!

And lo, the clouds opened up and Heaven shone down on the cutest GRUMP in the land, standing tall and ready for noms…but no noms came forth from the light!?

Th’ Pirate Kirby be standin’ lookout for noms in this here crow’s nest of me fine ship!  🔭👀 🐢🏴‍☠️🛶

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Lookout duty sure be dull in this here ship…

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New plan:  Those noms must be runnin’ as soon as they be seein’ me, so now I be hidin’ from sight in th’ belly o’ me ship!

ARRRRR!!  It be International Talk Like A Pirate Day!  Th’ fearsome Pirate Kirby returns t’ hornswaggle ye landlubbers!  🏴☠️🐢

I plundered meself a mighty fine ship t’ sail th’ seas this year!  No noms be escapin’ me in this here clipper!  Now which one o’ ye scallywags be swabbing th’ decks?

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👃💨  Avast!  Me nose do smell noms in th’ wind!  Weigh anchor and hoist th’ mizzen!  ⚓️

Mom and I are both grumpy today (I even refused to get up at all!), so here’s a throwback to one time a few years ago, when I got up to an empty plate.  Mom went running for my breakfast when she saw this GRUMP!

🎶 I like shiny things, but I’d nom your paper rings!  📃💍😋🐢

After our Lover photos yesterday, Mom couldn’t resist taking extra close-up photos of me in my shiny crown, plus a few bonus photos with the ME! @instagram filter!  (Unsurprisingly, the new Lover Instagram filter doesn’t work on my face.)  👑🐢💖

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In all my dreams, noms are the thing I want!

@taylorswift @taylornation 

Me, too dirty?  I can see just fine out of my left eye that you haven’t put fresh noms on my plate yet!