Category: WHERE ARE MY NOMS

Fourth of July Party 2018, Part 6(Parts 1, 2, …

Fourth of July Party 2018, Part 6
(Parts 1, 2, 34, and 5)

After break time with Bucky, friend gckaf and Mom started a game of Overcooked*.  I was excited when Mom said Overcooked is about making noms, but no noms came out of Mom’s controller no matter how hard I GRUMPed at it!  What’s the point of simulating noms, and then giving away those simulated noms?!

* Never heard of Overcooked?  It’s a cooking simulation game where you play chefs making and serving meals in an obstacle-filled restaurant kitchen.  @nintendo

WHERE ARE MY NOMS?!?!?

WHERE ARE MY NOMS?!?!?

How dare you not have my breakfast ready the s…

How dare you not have my breakfast ready the second I get up?!

My coconut is the best lookout spot ever:  Snu…

My coconut is the best lookout spot ever:  Snug and cozy with an excellent view of my plate!

Do you know how long I have been sitting here …

Do you know how long I have been sitting here waiting for noms?!?

Techniques to get breakfast in bed:

Techniques to get breakfast in bed:

1.  Sad sleepy face.  Look how cozy I am in my coconut!
2.  Sitting pretty.  Don’t I deserve a reward for sitting so nicely?
3.  If all else fails, GRUMP!

Flashback Friday

Flashback Friday

One time Mom and I were traveling and all I got for a travel snack was chicory.  Not a single piece of frilly kale!  So I threw a giant tantrum!

Mooooom, where are you?!  My food plate has be…

Mooooom, where are you?!  My food plate has been empty for so long that I fell asleep waiting for more noms!

tort-time: thewhimsyturtle: Mom, I still don’t…

tort-time:

thewhimsyturtle:

Mom, I still don’t see any radicchio on my plate!  Also, make my coconut stop doing this weird tilt thing!

I know an adorably grumpy shell thats been growing! Its KIRBY! Soon our tortie pyramid will reach the moon! @thewhimsyturtle @wafflesworld

And then the Turtpocalypse will take over the whole solar system and beyond!  😎

Mom, I still don’t see any radicchio on my pla…

Mom, I still don’t see any radicchio on my plate!  Also, make my coconut stop doing this weird tilt thing!