Category: UNACCEPTABLE

Those greens were unacceptable, so I buried them.  Bring me new noms, stat!

What do you mean, we’re out of radicchio?!

Collard greens?!  Mom, how many times do I have to tell you, I don’t like collard greens unless it’s winter!

EXCUSE ME!  It’s my nap time!  Where is my turn down service?!

EXCUSE ME, there is dirt on these greens!  I demand new dirt-free noms!

Mom, I searched through this whole pile of greens—there isn’t a single piece of radicchio!?

Excuse me!  Why are there collard greens on my plate again?!  I told you, Mom, I don’t want collard greens when it’s warm out!

EXCUSE ME, these noms are UNACCEPTABLE.  The final Game of Thrones season premiere requires a giant pile of radicchio!

EXCUSE ME, these noms are UNACCEPTABLE.  The final Game of Thrones season premiere requires a giant pile of radicchio!

I don’t want these greens!  Get me new ones!