Category: tortie tushie

Mom, I TOLD you I don’t want these greens!  I …

Mom, I TOLD you I don’t want these greens!  I don’t care if it’s not the right season, I want dandelions!  Also radicchio!  And I am not coming out of this corner until you put those on my plate!

It’s a relaxing-on-the-couch kind of #Tortoise…

It’s a relaxing-on-the-couch kind of #TortoiseButtTuesday.

Monday?  NOPE NOPE NOPE.

Monday?  NOPE NOPE NOPE.

Sitting pretty for a snuggly #TortoiseButtTues…

Sitting pretty for a snuggly #TortoiseButtTuesday!

It’s … #TortoiseButtTuesday time!

It’s … #TortoiseButtTuesday time!

Aka hiding-from-my-awful-bath time.

Do we have to put away all our Christmas light…

Do we have to put away all our Christmas lights already?  😭

Mom, what are you hiding behind these sofa cus…

Mom, what are you hiding behind these sofa cushions?  Nothing?  I don’t believe you!  I’m going in!

Now that I no longer have my beloved coconut, …

Now that I no longer have my beloved coconut, Mom says I should sleep in my hidey hut.  Happy, Mom?

Fourth of July Party 2018, Part 7(Parts 1, 2, …

Fourth of July Party 2018, Part 7
(Parts 1, 2, 3, 45, and 6)

Mom may love Overcooked, but I preferred digging into friend gckaf’s excellent couch for a nap instead!  Mom says I missed her entire kitchen catching fire in Overcooked.  Not only does Mom not give me noms 24/7, but also she can’t even manage to make fake noms!

Mom still refuses to give me back my coconut. …

Mom still refuses to give me back my coconut.  She says I can sleep inside my hidey hut instead.  Mom, my hidey hut is for flipping over, not sleeping in!!