Category: spoiled

WHERE ARE MY NOMS?!?!?

WHERE ARE MY NOMS?!?!?

Day 10 without my coconut:  Still no coconut, …

Day 10 without my coconut:  Still no coconut, Mom gave me an awful bath this morning, and now she’s forgotten to fill my water dish.  This is definitely a conspiracy against me!!

thewhimsyturtle: I found the perfect place to …

thewhimsyturtle:

I found the perfect place to dig myself a rocky cave!  🕳️🐢🤔

Shell rubs from Mom are the best shell rubs!  😊🐢

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I have noms on my face?  Then why aren’t you c…

I have noms on my face?  Then why aren’t you cleaning my face for me?!

Mom, these greens have been stomped on!  I wan…

Mom, these greens have been stomped on!  I want new noms!  Why aren’t there better noms under my plate or inside or on top of my hidey hut?!

How dare you not have my breakfast ready the s…

How dare you not have my breakfast ready the second I get up?!

What a mess!  Mom, why haven’t you cleaned thi…

What a mess!  Mom, why haven’t you cleaned this up yet?!

Do you know how long I have been sitting here …

Do you know how long I have been sitting here waiting for noms?!?

There you are, Mom!  Do you see this?!  How am…

There you are, Mom!  Do you see this?!  How am I supposed to go to bed with my hidey hut like this?!  Hurry up and fix it!

Mom, it’s Friday!  Don’t you want to give me r…

Mom, it’s Friday!  Don’t you want to give me radicchio for breakfast instead?