Category: silly

A couple weeks ago, I tried squashing my evil …

A couple weeks ago, I tried squashing my evil plastic plants, but Mom said it didn’t count because my bum was still on the ground.  How about now, Mom?

What do you mean, it only counts if my entire shell is off the ground?!

If you’re not going to bring me breakfast in b…

If you’re not going to bring me breakfast in bed on a Monday, I am taking the shortest path to my plate!  I want my breakfast NOW, no time to waste on doors!

Get out of bed?  Why would I do that?

Get out of bed?  Why would I do that?

Mom, why is the sun over there?  Make it come …

Mom, why is the sun over there?  Make it come over here to where I am!

It’s Monday?!  Hide!!

It’s Monday?!  Hide!!

(And why are my plastic plants still blocking my corner?!)

Jack Shellington, Part 9(Parts 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, …

Jack Shellington, Part 9
(Parts 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 67, and 8)

Put my costume away?!  We’ve got to keep Jack!  There’s only 365 days left ‘til next Halloween!  No, 364!

Jack Shellington, Part 4(Parts 1, 2, and 3)

Jack Shellington, Part 4
(Parts 12, and 3)

What’s this?  What’s this?
In here they’ve got a little cat, how queer
And who would ever think
And why?

Bonus trick or treat video!  Unlike yesterday’…

Bonus trick or treat video!  Unlike yesterday’s tricks, this pumpkin is a real treat…that is also tricky to nom?!  🎃🐢😋😫

(Click here to see our pumpkin-packed photo post earlier today!)

Trick or treat!  I found pretty sweets!

Trick or treat!  I found pretty sweets!

What?!  These are fake noms?!  What kind of terrible trick is this?!  I can understand Mom telling me not to nom my new puffin friend, but telling me not to nom these stress relievers is ridiculous:  No nomming is a stress enhancer!

Mom, look!  I am squashing my evil plastic pla…

Mom, look!  I am squashing my evil plastic plants!

What?!  It doesn’t count if my butt’s still on the ground?!  No fair!