Category: Russian tortoise

Mom gave me subpar noms again!?  Good thing I know where to find better noms:  Behind my hidey hut!

Excuse me, these are not the noms I rampaged for.

MOOOOOM, I’ve been rampaging for a whole hour!  Why is my plate still empty?!?


National Hat Day, Dr. Seuss-Style!, Part 1
(Parts 2, 3, and 4)

Gather ‘round, gather ‘round,
Today is the day!
To the milliner’s we are bound
For National Hat Day!

Behold, one and all,
So fluffy and brand new,
Homemade and tall,
My Truffula hat of the brightest hue!

Who remembers my first ever National Hat Day outfit?  💚🐢😎

The most stylish cure for a gloomy January Monday is a new hat​!  

My fabulous sombrero was selected just for me by friends @wafflesworld!  Stay tuned to find out what else they sent for Señor GRUMP!

This week, we reached 10,000 followers on Instagram!  As is tradition, Brunhilda and I put on our dapper best to shellebrate!  🎩🥳🐢🦕

We are always amazed and honored that so many people enjoy following me along on my adventures, big and small.  Thank you to all of our fabulous fans for sending us so much love every day!  🤗🥰💖🐢

Today was full of surprises:  First, it was so warm that even I could go outside!  Then, Granddad volunteered to take me for a walk outside!  Granddad has never done anything like that for me before!  Maybe I should be asking Granddad for noms, too…

Happy happy hatchday to the coolest tort we know:  Waffles the sulcata tortoise @wafflesworld!  Waffles is growing up to be a big handsome dinosaur with awesome stompers and carrot crunching chompers.  We wish you your most delicious year yet, Waffles!  🎉🎂🎊🎈😋🐢

Seriously, Mom?!

After my magnificent regal poses yesterday, I took a majestic not-bath and demanded better noms fit for a king like me!