Category: Russian tortoise

Is today the day I get radicchio for breakfast…

Is today the day I get radicchio for breakfast?

(Spoiler alert:  Nope.)

Excuse me, I’m hungry!  WHERE IS MY BREAKFAST?…

Excuse me, I’m hungry!  WHERE IS MY BREAKFAST?!

Take this awful cuttlebone out of my sight!

Mom, stop looking at your computer!  Look at h…

Mom, stop looking at your computer!  Look at how cute I am being and reward me with radicchio!

A couple weeks ago, I tried squashing my evil …

A couple weeks ago, I tried squashing my evil plastic plants, but Mom said it didn’t count because my bum was still on the ground.  How about now, Mom?

What do you mean, it only counts if my entire shell is off the ground?!

If you’re not going to bring me breakfast in b…

If you’re not going to bring me breakfast in bed on a Monday, I am taking the shortest path to my plate!  I want my breakfast NOW, no time to waste on doors!

But, Mom!  I can’t go back in my enclosure yet…

But, Mom!  I can’t go back in my enclosure yet!  I’m not done with my lap tortoise duties!  MOAR HUGS AND CUDDLES!

Saturdays are for stretching out and relaxing&…

Saturdays are for stretching out and relaxing—no craziness from the rest of the week allowed!

On top of all the rest of this week’s crazy, M…

On top of all the rest of this week’s crazy, Mom’s laptop refused to start up!  After many very stressful hours and a lot of Supremely Outraged GRUMPfaces from me (how dare this contraption steal so much of Mom’s attention!), Mom’s laptop is finally back up and running (with all files intact!).

I bet this is all that no account Oogie Boogie’s fault.  Stay away from Mom’s laptop or suffer my GRUMP wrath!

Get out of bed?  Why would I do that?

Get out of bed?  Why would I do that?

Mom had a crazy day today, so I calmed her dow…

Mom had a crazy day today, so I calmed her down with GRUMP snuggles!

(My face is a little blurry because I was lunging towards Mom to boop her in the eye!)