Category: ridiculous

Mom, I TOLD you I don’t want these greens!  I …

Mom, I TOLD you I don’t want these greens!  I don’t care if it’s not the right season, I want dandelions!  Also radicchio!  And I am not coming out of this corner until you put those on my plate!

I flipped over my plastic plants, I’ve checked…

I flipped over my plastic plants, I’ve checked all under my plate…where is my radicchio, Mom?!?

Bonus peekaboo GRUMPs:

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Detective Kirby can be sneaky, you see!

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Detective Kirby is hangry, Mom!

Excuse me, my log is flipped over!  MOM!

Excuse me, my log is flipped over!  MOM!

EXCUSE ME, there is dirt on these greens!  I d…

EXCUSE ME, there is dirt on these greens!  I demand new dirt-free noms!

It’s Belmont Day!  There is no Triple Crown on…

It’s Belmont Day!  There is no Triple Crown on the line this year, but we are rooting for War of Will to become only the 12th horse to win both the Preakness and the Belmont, but not the Kentucky Derby.  He’ll have his work cut out for him by Tacitus, who hasn’t raced since the Derby and boasts Tapit as his sire.

No matter who wins, we hope today’s race goes smoothly.  From Maximum Security’s disqualification as the Derby winner to Bodexpress’s jockey-less run in the Preakness, there’s been more than enough drama this Triple Crown season!

This year, Mom invited a horse and puppy stamp duo to watch the Belmont with us.  Just like I did with last year’s Belmont guest, I instantly fell in love with my new puppy friend!

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I LOVE YOU TO THE MOON AND BACK, PUPPY FRIEND!

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YOU LOVE ME, TOO, RIGHT, PUPPY FRIEND?

(I was so enthusiastic about my new puppy friend that Mom has over 60 photos like these!  🤣)

Mom, I searched through this whole pile of gre…

Mom, I searched through this whole pile of greens—there isn’t a single piece of radicchio!?

Excuse me!  Why are there collard greens on my…

Excuse me!  Why are there collard greens on my plate again?!  I told you, Mom, I don’t want collard greens when it’s warm out!

EXCUSE ME, these noms are UNACCEPTABLE.  The f…

EXCUSE ME, these noms are UNACCEPTABLE.  The final Game of Thrones season premiere requires a giant pile of radicchio!

EXCUSE ME, these noms are UNACCEPTABLE.  The f…

EXCUSE ME, these noms are UNACCEPTABLE.  The final Game of Thrones season premiere requires a giant pile of radicchio!

I don’t want these greens!  Get me new ones!

I don’t want these greens!  Get me new ones!