Category: ridiculous

Mom gave me subpar noms again!?  Good thing I know where to find better noms:  Behind my hidey hut!

Excuse me, these are not the noms I rampaged for.

MOOOOOM, I’ve been rampaging for a whole hour!  Why is my plate still empty?!?

thewhimsyturtle:

National Hat Day, Dr. Seuss-Style!, Part 1
(Parts 2, 3, and 4)

Gather ‘round, gather ‘round,
Today is the day!
To the milliner’s we are bound
For National Hat Day!

Behold, one and all,
So fluffy and brand new,
Homemade and tall,
My Truffula hat of the brightest hue!

Who remembers my first ever National Hat Day outfit?  💚🐢😎

These are NOT the noms I’m looking for!

I had a very busy afternoon today while Mom was out Black Friday shopping.

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* Tumblr is STILL eating our individual photo captions, so while the code monkeys are still working on that, captions below:

  1. Excuse me, you’re the one who abandoned me to go shopping, Mom!
  2. I had Very Good Reasons for flipping over my hidey hut and dragging it all the way to this end of my home!
  3. And obviously I threw all my noms out of my plate and stomped on them because none of them are radicchio!

I don’t want those noms.  Go get me new ones!

Success!  I have shoved everything over to one spot!  Now I can reach anything I want just by stretching!

I, Kirby the Explorer, have discovered the yummiest rock buffet!  😋🐢🤨

Collard greens?!  Mom, how many times do I have to tell you, I don’t like collard greens unless it’s winter!