Category: ridiculous

I have noms on my face?  Then why aren’t you c…

I have noms on my face?  Then why aren’t you cleaning my face for me?!

Mom, these greens have been stomped on!  I wan…

Mom, these greens have been stomped on!  I want new noms!  Why aren’t there better noms under my plate or inside or on top of my hidey hut?!

thewhimsyturtle: Time for the Test of the Cham…

thewhimsyturtle:

Time for the Test of the Champion!  Can Justify win the Belmont Stakes for the second Triple Crown in three years?  With the rail post position, clear sunny weather, and a well-rested field, Justify sure has his work cut out for him today!

Mom invited Princess the pretty pony to watch today’s race with us.  I instantly fell in love with my regal new friend!

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So much love!

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Me, rude?!

I’m just showing Princess how much I love her!

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You want me to share my yummy radicchio with our guest?!  Why would I ever do that?!?

HE DID IT!!

Justify has won Triple Crown #13!!!  And what a race!  Wire to wire lead, and what an impressive finish by only the second ever undefeated Triple Crown winner and the first ever to win the Triple Crown without racing as a two-year-old!

Congratulations to Mike Smith on becoming the oldest jockey to ever win the Triple Crown and Bob Baffert on becoming only the second trainer to win two Triple Crowns (back to back, no less)!

P.S.  Excellent place by Gronkowski on his first race in the US, his first race over a mile, and his first race on dirt!  Watching him go from dead last to second was incredible!

Time for the Test of the Champion!  Can Justif…

Time for the Test of the Champion!  Can Justify win the Belmont Stakes for the second Triple Crown in three years?  With the rail post position, clear sunny weather, and a well-rested field, Justify sure has his work cut out for him today!

Mom invited Princess the pretty pony to watch today’s race with us.  I instantly fell in love with my regal new friend!

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So much love!

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Me, rude?!

I’m just showing Princess how much I love her!

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You want me to share my yummy radicchio with our guest?!  Why would I ever do that?!?

Mom, why is this wall still not letting me nom…

Mom, why is this wall still not letting me nom it?!?  Make it stop being so mean to me!!

What a mess!  Mom, why haven’t you cleaned thi…

What a mess!  Mom, why haven’t you cleaned this up yet?!

Do you know how long I have been sitting here …

Do you know how long I have been sitting here waiting for noms?!?

There you are, Mom!  Do you see this?!  How am…

There you are, Mom!  Do you see this?!  How am I supposed to go to bed with my hidey hut like this?!  Hurry up and fix it!

One time Mom was cleaning out all the dirt I a…

One time Mom was cleaning out all the dirt I artfully placed in my water dish, so she gave me this terrible temporary water dish instead.  On top of that, Mom gave me no radicchio at all!  I showed Mom exactly what I thought of that!

What?  Me, nomming these awful greens?  Nuh-uh!

Flashback Friday

Flashback Friday

One time Mom and I were traveling and all I got for a travel snack was chicory.  Not a single piece of frilly kale!  So I threw a giant tantrum!