Category: present

The most stylish cure for a gloomy January Monday is a new hat​!  

My fabulous sombrero was selected just for me by friends @wafflesworld!  Stay tuned to find out what else they sent for Señor GRUMP!

🎄 12 Days of GRUMPmas, Day 6️⃣ 🎁
(Days 1, 2, 34, and 5)

A present?  For me?!  🎁🐧👀🐢🎅

A Jack Shellington Christmas, Part 11
(Parts 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 78, 9, and 10; Halloween pictures here)

Is this present tasty?  🎁🤔

Watch my new Christmas video to find out!

Pssst…watch until the end!

Friend Samwise’s mom got me a special present over the holidays:  A beautiful turtle friend all the way from Ecuador, nestled in a delightful little tin!

Mom says I shouldn’t nom my new friend because she is going to wear my new friend around.  I don’t understand, why can’t I wear my new friend on my shell?! 

Today is a big day:  Today Waffles S. Tortoise (@wafflesworld) turns five years old!  A full half decade of Waffles’s handsome awesomeness!!  ❗️5️⃣❗️

Since we can’t be there to celebrate with Waffles in person, we sent Waffles a new friend to celebrate with!  Plus, Leopard Tort is an excellent hunter and can teach Waffles how to hunt down the best toast and other noms!  🍞🐆🐢😋

Happy happy birthday, Waffles!!  Here’s to even more yummy noms and stomp-tastic adventures your next half decade (and beyond!)!!  🎉🎂🎈🎊❤️🐢

Surely Santa brought me noms, too, and not just an un-nomable shiny present??  If I stretch my neck long enough, maybe I can see where my Christmas feast is hiding??

Mommy says she found the perfect size present for me. I strongly disagree: Whatever is inside, this present is way too small! I demand a bigger present!!