Category: picky

Mom, it’s my birthday in two days!  Can’t we s…

Mom, it’s my birthday in two days!  Can’t we start shellebrating today with radicchio for breakfast?

Mom, why is my plate filled with tiny leaves? …

Mom, why is my plate filled with tiny leaves?  They’re from the violets you planted for me?  But then where are the yummy violets???

MOM, I can’t believe you didn’t pack any frill…

MOM, I can’t believe you didn’t pack any frilly kale for me in your bag!  I refuse to look at you until you find some!  How dare—ooo, shello, sun!

EXCUSE ME, there is dirt on these greens!  I d…

EXCUSE ME, there is dirt on these greens!  I demand new dirt-free noms!

Mom, my evil plastic plants stole my frilly ka…

Mom, my evil plastic plants stole my frilly kale!  I need fresh new kale straight from the fridge right now!

Mom, I searched through this whole pile of gre…

Mom, I searched through this whole pile of greens—there isn’t a single piece of radicchio!?

Excuse me!  Why are there collard greens on my…

Excuse me!  Why are there collard greens on my plate again?!  I told you, Mom, I don’t want collard greens when it’s warm out!

EXCUSE ME, these noms are UNACCEPTABLE.  The f…

EXCUSE ME, these noms are UNACCEPTABLE.  The final Game of Thrones season premiere requires a giant pile of radicchio!

EXCUSE ME, these noms are UNACCEPTABLE.  The f…

EXCUSE ME, these noms are UNACCEPTABLE.  The final Game of Thrones season premiere requires a giant pile of radicchio!

I don’t want these greens!  Get me new ones!

I don’t want these greens!  Get me new ones!