Category: not me

I have to finish everything on my plate before…

I have to finish everything on my plate before I get new noms?!

Ta da!  No more noms!  Now go get me my radicchio!

Mom, look!  I don’t have any noms left!  Go ge…

Mom, look!  I don’t have any noms left!  Go get me more!  Get me fresh noms still crisp from the fridge!

What’s that?  I’m sitting on my no-longer-crisp greens?  Why would you ever think that?

Who, me?  That mess was totally not me.  I’ve …

Who, me?  That mess was totally not me.  I’ve been sitting in this corner with my evil plastic plants all day!  Right here!  I definitely didn’t fill my water dish with mud or flip anything over, not me!

Mom, I finished my greens!  Can I get my radic…

Mom, I finished my greens!  Can I get my radicchio now?

Me, sitting on my greens?  Of course not!

Wasn’t me, Mom.  I have no idea how this happe…

Wasn’t me, Mom.  I have no idea how this happened.

I had nothing to do with my hidey hut getting …

I had nothing to do with my hidey hut getting tipped over.  Nothing at all.

Paperclips?  Me?  Why do you think I know what happened to your…

Paperclips?  Me?  Why do you think I know what happened to your paperclips?