Category: not me

What’s that?  Everything is a mess behind me?  I can’t even see it, Mom!  Definitely wasn’t me!

I have to finish everything on my plate before I get new noms?!

Ta da!  No more noms!  Now go get me my radicchio!

Mom, look!  I don’t have any noms left!  Go get me more!  Get me fresh noms still crisp from the fridge!

What’s that?  I’m sitting on my no-longer-crisp greens?  Why would you ever think that?

Who, me?  That mess was totally not me.  I’ve been sitting in this corner with my evil plastic plants all day!  Right here!  I definitely didn’t fill my water dish with mud or flip anything over, not me!

Mom, I finished my greens!  Can I get my radicchio now?

Me, sitting on my greens?  Of course not!

Wasn’t me, Mom.  I have no idea how this happened.

I had nothing to do with my hidey hut getting tipped over.  Nothing at all.

Paperclips?  Me?  Why do you think I know what happened to your paperclips?