Category: not looking

MOM, I can’t believe you didn’t pack any frilly kale for me in your bag!  I refuse to look at you until you find some!  How dare—ooo, shello, sun!

Mom, I refuse to look at your camera until you refill my water dish so I can take my morning not-bath!

Mom, I refuse to look at your camera until you refill my water dish so I can take my morning not-bath!

Today was warm enough for me to get some fresh air!  It was very windy, so instead of actually going outside, I got a special box in the sun next to an open door all afternoon.  My shell got wonderfully toasty from all my basking!

I had nothing to do with all the leafy parts disappearing from that very large piece of collard greens.  Absolutely was not me.  I am all the way in the opposite corner!

Who, me?  That mess was totally not me.  I’ve been sitting in this corner with my evil plastic plants all day!  Right here!  I definitely didn’t fill my water dish with mud or flip anything over, not me!

I refuse to acknowledge that cuttlebone on my plate.  Bring me REAL noms, Mom!

I refuse to look at you, Mom!  How could you take away my coconut?!?  😤✋  #TalkToTheShell

So what if I’m too big to get out of my coconut on my own?!  I can’t get out of my baths, and you haven’t taken those away!  😡🐢  #KirbyLogic

Wasn’t me, Mom.  I have no idea how this happened.