Category: not impressed

Today isn’t actually a holiday?  Tell that to …

Today isn’t actually a holiday?  Tell that to my leggie.

Do I look excited about Monday?!

Do I look excited about Monday?!

EXCUSE ME, there is dirt on these greens!  I d…

EXCUSE ME, there is dirt on these greens!  I demand new dirt-free noms!

I got a new, bigger water dish!  Mom is excite…

I got a new, bigger water dish!  Mom is excited about all the colors.  I am not.  I don’t see any of my favorite nom colors, Mom!

Psst…did you notice how I have shoved everything to the center of my enclosure, so that anything I want is within easy reach?  😎

Who dares disturb my slumber?!  Oh, it’s you, …

Who dares disturb my slumber?!  Oh, it’s you, Mom.  Didn’t you say we’re out of radicchio?  Why aren’t you out buying me more radicchio?!

A Jack Shellington Christmas, Part 3(Parts 1 a…

A Jack Shellington Christmas, Part 3
(Parts 1 and 2; Halloween pictures here)

What’s this?
There’s children throwing snowballs
Instead of throwing noms?!
What is this?

Excuse me, how am I supposed to bask like this…

Excuse me, how am I supposed to bask like this?!  Clean this up, Mom!

Mom, why are you holding a camera and not my b…

Mom, why are you holding a camera and not my breakfast?

Move?  Why should I move, Mom?  It’s Saturday!…

Move?  Why should I move, Mom?  It’s Saturday!  Saturday is for stretching out my leggies and sunning my shell under my nice warm UV light all day!

Unless you have radicchio for me?

I hired Brunhilda’s cousin Ronaldo to get me n…

I hired Brunhilda’s cousin Ronaldo to get me noms while I took a nap.  Ronaldo woke me up with a big plate of fresh noms, but he needs some training:  Where’s my radicchio, Ronaldo??