Category: not impressed

Exciting Kirby the Explorer expedition news:  I have discovered a giant dandelion-yellow object!  But it doesn’t smell at all like dandies or any kind of nom???

Do you remember when Mom abandoned* me to go on a trip last spring?  We had to start packing for our move right after Mom came back, so Mom never got a chance to show me the souvenirs from her trip until now.  First up:  A delicate mini music box that plays a beautiful melody when Mom winds it up!

Okay, yes, Mom left me with a sitter—who gave me double my usual noms.  Still abandonment!

Mom came home with a pack of fruity chewy candies!  Of course, I inspected the first piece before Mom was allowed to nom it.  Mom, this candy does not have enough pink!  Find me another one with more pink!

Excuse me, these are not the noms I rampaged for.

Today isn’t actually a holiday?  Tell that to my leggie.

Do I look excited about Monday?!

EXCUSE ME, there is dirt on these greens!  I demand new dirt-free noms!

I got a new, bigger water dish!  Mom is excited about all the colors.  I am not.  I don’t see any of my favorite nom colors, Mom!

Psst…did you notice how I have shoved everything to the center of my enclosure, so that anything I want is within easy reach?  😎

Who dares disturb my slumber?!  Oh, it’s you, Mom.  Didn’t you say we’re out of radicchio?  Why aren’t you out buying me more radicchio?!

A Jack Shellington Christmas, Part 3
(Parts 1 and 2; Halloween pictures here)

What’s this?
There’s children throwing snowballs
Instead of throwing noms?!
What is this?