Do you remember when Mom abandoned* me to go on a trip last spring? We had to start packing for our move right after Mom came back, so Mom never got a chance to show me the souvenirs from her trip until now. First up: A delicate mini music box that plays a beautiful melody when Mom winds it up!
* Okay, yes, Mom left me with a sitter—who gave me double my usual noms. Still abandonment!
Mom came home with a pack of fruity chewy candies! Of course, I inspected the first piece before Mom was allowed to nom it. Mom, this candy does not have enough pink! Find me another one with more pink!
Today isn’t actually a holiday? Tell that to my leggie.
Do I look excited about Monday?!
EXCUSE ME, there is dirt on these greens! I demand new dirt-free noms!
I got a new, bigger water dish! Mom is excited about all the colors. I am not. I don’t see any of my favorite nom colors, Mom!
Psst…did you notice how I have shoved everything to the center of my enclosure, so that anything I want is within easy reach? 😎
Who dares disturb my slumber?! Oh, it’s you, Mom. Didn’t you say we’re out of radicchio? Why aren’t you out buying me more radicchio?!