I’m watching you, Mom.
Mom, explain my empty plate!
What do you mean, we’re out of radicchio?!
Me, move so you can fill in this hole I spent an hour digging and put my plastic plants back in my corner? I don’t think so.
Mom, are you done hammering yet?! You’ve been making a racket for over an hour, and it’s way past my naptime!
I found flowers! Someone Mom knows went to Korea and came back with tea made with hydrangeas! Now how do I get to those pretty flowers inside??
* Note: Hydrangeas are toxic to all animals! Mom did not let me anywhere near the tea bags once she took them out of the box!
Do I look excited about Monday?!
Mom, why are you laughing? I have noms on my head? Clearly your fault for not chopping up my noms for me!