Category: nose in air

I have to finish everything on my plate before…

I have to finish everything on my plate before I get new noms?!

Ta da!  No more noms!  Now go get me my radicchio!

Today is a smug Tall Tuesday:  I am now tall e…

Today is a smug Tall Tuesday:  I am now tall enough to use my evil plastic plants as a chin rest!  Take that, plastic plants!

Excuse me!  I’m awake!  Why isn’t my light on …

Excuse me!  I’m awake!  Why isn’t my light on and more importantly, why is my plate empty?!

Yes, I did turn my hidey hut 270 degrees while…

Yes, I did turn my hidey hut 270 degrees while I was sleeping last night.  It’s called interior design, Mom!  😤

Look, Mom!  I grew a bigger shell!  I need thr…

Look, Mom!  I grew a bigger shell!  I need three times the noms now!

Who, me?  That mess was totally not me.  I’ve …

Who, me?  That mess was totally not me.  I’ve been sitting in this corner with my evil plastic plants all day!  Right here!  I definitely didn’t fill my water dish with mud or flip anything over, not me!

For this week’s Tall Tuesday, I preempted my p…

For this week’s Tall Tuesday, I preempted my plastic plants:  Instead of letting them flip me over, I flipped over my plastic plants!  Score one for me!  🙌😈🍃  #LookWhatYouMadeMeDo

🗒  Kirby: 2, Plastic Plants: 3

Human, I asked for breakfast, not a photoshoot…

Human, I asked for breakfast, not a photoshoot!

I had nothing to do with my hidey hut getting …

I had nothing to do with my hidey hut getting tipped over.  Nothing at all.

This breakfast is completely UNACCEPTABLE.  I …

This breakfast is completely UNACCEPTABLE.  I can’t even stand to look at it!