What’s that? Everything is a mess behind me? I can’t even see it, Mom! Definitely wasn’t me!
Collard greens?! Mom, how many times do I have to tell you, I don’t like collard greens unless it’s winter!
I have to finish everything on my plate before I get new noms?!
Ta da! No more noms! Now go get me my radicchio!
Excuse me! I’m awake! Why isn’t my light on and more importantly, why is my plate empty?!
Yes, I did turn my hidey hut 270 degrees while I was sleeping last night. It’s called interior design, Mom! 😤
Look, Mom! I grew a bigger shell! I need three times the noms now!
Who, me? That mess was totally not me. I’ve been sitting in this corner with my evil plastic plants all day! Right here! I definitely didn’t fill my water dish with mud or flip anything over, not me!