Category: NOMS

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It’s tortsmas and santa was here! My belly is full of holiday cheer!

wishing you all the happiest of holidays! May your shellebration be long and your naps even longer. 😍😍🐢🐢🎉🎊🎉

🎄 12 Days of GRUMPmas, Day 6️⃣ 🎁
(Days 1, 2, 34, and 5)

A present?  For me?!  🎁🐧👀🐢🎅

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My First Brussels Sprout!, Part 4
(Parts 1, 2, and 3)

Bonus post: Gifs time! Why must tiny roly poly things be so difficult to nom?!

(Don’t worry, Mommy peeled back the leaves for me to nom after a few minutes!)

Click these links for the original, full-size gifs that are over Tumblr’s silly gif size limit: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7

Thanksgiving throwback to my first ever Brussels sprout!

🍂  Happy Thanksgiving, Tumblr!  🦃

Today is a day for giving thanks:  I am thankful for Mom and Grandmom who shower me with noms and cuddles and for all of you who send me so much love every day through the Interwebs!  I sure am one lucky tortie!

Mom and Grandmom are busy cooking human food, but Mom let Tiny Tom Turkey and me get the feast started early with my favorite nom ever:  Radicchio!

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* Tumblr is STILL eating our individual photo captions, so while the code monkeys are still working on that, captions below:

  1. It’s FEAST TIME!
  2. Radicchio feast is the best feast!
  3. No GRUMPs in sight!
  4. Gobble gobble!
  5. Unlike Mom, I look adorable even mid-CHOMP!
  6. MOOOOOOOM!  I NEED MOAR!!  (Tiny Tom knows to run when my GRUMPface appears!)

Is it Thanksgiving feast time yet?

wafflesworld:

Guess what today is? It’s my hatchday!!! I am 8 years old! I put on my special tiara and opened up my card and present from sweetie, Kirby @thewhimsyturtle . He knows all the things I like such as cake and sparkles and pink! Then mom gave me a very special present. My own giant pumpkin!!! She even cut me a peice in the shape of a crown. I ate so much! Such a special hatchday.

My sweetie Mango liked her present and got a party fit for a princess!  A sparkly crown plus a big yummy one, too!  ✨👑🎃💖

For friend Zoya’s 10th (!!) birthday last month, we made her a special surprise:  A nom-ful sign!  We hear Zoya reacted most appropriately to her present:  She tried to nom it!

I, Kirby the Explorer, have discovered the yummiest rock buffet!  😋🐢🤨

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My First Strawberry!, Part 2
(Parts 1, 3, 4, 5, and 6)

I tried so hard to nom my first strawberry!

Mommy showed me that it’s easier to nom the pointy end, but after a few bites, I went back to trying (and failing) to nom the big fat juicy part. Why must nomming be so hard?!

This old video of me trying to nom my first strawberry now has over 100,000 views!!  We don’t know why this video suddenly started getting a lot of views this year, but I feel like a YouTube star now!  🎥🌟🍓🐢

(Click on the other parts to see more photos and gifs!)

A clip from this old video of me is in a Google ad!!  (I make an appearance at 0:14!)

My first strawberry video is also now up to more than 500,000 views!?  😮  I’m a shellebrity!!  🎥🌟🍓🐢

We can’t believe we are saying this:  My first strawberry video now has over 1 MILLION VIEWS!!!!!  😲😲😲

One year later, my first strawberry video is up to over 7 million views!!!  😲😲😲  #shellebrity  (Sadly, it looks like Google took down the ad I starred in.)

We never imagined so many people would want to see my adventures!  We started out posting as a way to share all the photos and videos Mom takes of me without spamming all of Mom’s friends a zillion times every day.  Thank you for all the love you have shown me!  Shell hugs to all!  🤗💖🌟🐢

My first strawberry video is up to over 10 MILLION VIEWS!?!?!  🤯

We can’t believe how much love this video has gotten (or how tiny I used to be)!  THANK YOU!!  🤗🥰🐢

I’m out of noms?!  Light the Bat-Signal!  Save me from starvation, Batman!  🦇🔦