Category: Kirby

Mom is trying to finish all her WIPs before st…

Mom is trying to finish all her WIPs before starting on any new projects.  First up:  This spring-themed pillowcase!  I am supervising to make sure all the flowers look appropriately delicious.  Now where are all the real flowers to reward me for my hard work?

Fun fact for fellow crafters: For some reason, Mom always thought the top stitches in cross stitch are supposed to alternate direction from row to row. We recently learned (too late for this pillowcase) that top stitches are actually supposed to all face the same direction. Oops…

(This is Mom’s second embroidered pillowcase.  The first one was a big Snoopy pillow that you can see over here!)

Mom is always tsk-tsking at me for having dirt…

Mom is always tsk-tsking at me for having dirt all over my face.  I can wash my face on my own just fine when I want to, Mom!

Is today the day I get radicchio for breakfast…

Is today the day I get radicchio for breakfast?

(Spoiler alert:  Nope.)

Excuse me, I’m hungry!  WHERE IS MY BREAKFAST?…

Excuse me, I’m hungry!  WHERE IS MY BREAKFAST?!

Take this awful cuttlebone out of my sight!

Mom, stop looking at your computer!  Look at h…

Mom, stop looking at your computer!  Look at how cute I am being and reward me with radicchio!

A couple weeks ago, I tried squashing my evil …

A couple weeks ago, I tried squashing my evil plastic plants, but Mom said it didn’t count because my bum was still on the ground.  How about now, Mom?

What do you mean, it only counts if my entire shell is off the ground?!

If you’re not going to bring me breakfast in b…

If you’re not going to bring me breakfast in bed on a Monday, I am taking the shortest path to my plate!  I want my breakfast NOW, no time to waste on doors!

But, Mom!  I can’t go back in my enclosure yet…

But, Mom!  I can’t go back in my enclosure yet!  I’m not done with my lap tortoise duties!  MOAR HUGS AND CUDDLES!

Saturdays are for stretching out and relaxing&…

Saturdays are for stretching out and relaxing—no craziness from the rest of the week allowed!

On top of all the rest of this week’s crazy, M…

On top of all the rest of this week’s crazy, Mom’s laptop refused to start up!  After many very stressful hours and a lot of Supremely Outraged GRUMPfaces from me (how dare this contraption steal so much of Mom’s attention!), Mom’s laptop is finally back up and running (with all files intact!).

I bet this is all that no account Oogie Boogie’s fault.  Stay away from Mom’s laptop or suffer my GRUMP wrath!