Category: International Talk Like a Pirate Day

Shiver me timbers, it be not e’en a week after International Talk Like A Pirate Day, and me fine new ship be sunk already!?  (A hungry GRUMP stomped on it, ARRR!)  #WasntMe  🤔

Give me all th’ cuddles, ye landlubber!  😭🐢🏴‍☠️

Th’ Pirate Kirby be standin’ lookout for noms in this here crow’s nest of me fine ship!  🔭👀 🐢🏴‍☠️🛶

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Lookout duty sure be dull in this here ship…

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New plan:  Those noms must be runnin’ as soon as they be seein’ me, so now I be hidin’ from sight in th’ belly o’ me ship!

ARRRRR!!  It be International Talk Like A Pirate Day!  Th’ fearsome Pirate Kirby returns t’ hornswaggle ye landlubbers!  🏴☠️🐢

I plundered meself a mighty fine ship t’ sail th’ seas this year!  No noms be escapin’ me in this here clipper!  Now which one o’ ye scallywags be swabbing th’ decks?

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👃💨  Avast!  Me nose do smell noms in th’ wind!  Weigh anchor and hoist th’ mizzen!  ⚓️

International Talk Like A Pirate Day may be o’er, but th’ Pirate Kirby be needin’ cuddles every day!

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ARRRRRR!!  It be International Talk Like A Pirate Day!  Th’ swashbucklin’ Pirate Kirby returns t’ plunder all yer noms!

Avast!  I found meself a jolly fine sextant t’ help me find all th’ noms this voyage!  C’mere, me shiny beauty, show me where all th’ noms be hidin’!

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If ye be holdin’ back noms, beware th’ mighty GRUMP o’ Pirate Kirby!

Hand over yer noms or you walk the plank! Arrrg!   

Shiver me timbers, I know just where th’ noms be hidin’!  No shiny navigator can fool Pirate Cap’n Kirby.  Th’ shiny whatsit be nay navigator—th’ shiny be th’ noms!

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At last, th’ best o’ th’ booty from ye scurvy landlubbers!

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Ye best be nay disturbin’ th’ Pirate Kirby whilst nommin’, lest ye suffer th’ mightiest o’ GRUMPs!

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Nommin’ be serious business!

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Radicchio be th’ finest booty I ever did nom!

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Th’ Pirate Cap’n Kirby be grand pleased!  Brin’ me more radicchio, ye scurvy dog!

ARRRRRR!!  It be International Talk Like A Pirate Day!  Th’ swashbucklin’ Pirate Kirby returns t’ plunder all yer noms!

Avast!  I found meself a jolly fine sextant t’ help me find all th’ noms this voyage!  C’mere, me shiny beauty, show me where all th’ noms be hidin’!

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If ye be holdin’ back noms, beware th’ mighty GRUMP o’ Pirate Kirby!