#tbt one time 3.5 years ago when I was totally not stuck.
How to sneak up on Mom: Make a secret path behind my water dish, creep stealthily through when Mom is preoccupied, and jump out at Mom from the alley between my water dish and my hidey hut!
What’s that? Everything is a mess behind me? I can’t even see it, Mom! Definitely wasn’t me!
Who, me? That mess was totally not me. I’ve been sitting in this corner with my evil plastic plants all day! Right here! I definitely didn’t fill my water dish with mud or flip anything over, not me!