Category: innocent

I have no idea how my hidey hut ended up facing backwards and on top of me, Mom.  I just woke up like this!

What’s that?  Everything is a mess behind me?  I can’t even see it, Mom!  Definitely wasn’t me!

I have to finish everything on my plate before I get new noms?!

Ta da!  No more noms!  Now go get me my radicchio!

Oh hi, Mom!  What am I doing?  Nothing!  Just hanging out under my light!  Definitely not digging a big hole to sleep in, nope, not me!

Whatever it is, I didn’t do it!

Me, dragging my food plate over to my hidey hut so I can have breakfast in bed?  I totally was not just doing that, not me!  But you’ll bring my plate the rest of the way over here to me, right, Mom?

Mom, look!  I don’t have any noms left!  Go get me more!  Get me fresh noms still crisp from the fridge!

What’s that?  I’m sitting on my no-longer-crisp greens?  Why would you ever think that?

I am totally not plotting my revenge against my evil plastic plants, nope, nothing to see here!

Today was warm enough for me to get some fresh air!  It was very windy, so instead of actually going outside, I got a special box in the sun next to an open door all afternoon.  My shell got wonderfully toasty from all my basking!

I had nothing to do with all the leafy parts disappearing from that very large piece of collard greens.  Absolutely was not me.  I am all the way in the opposite corner!

Who, me?  That mess was totally not me.  I’ve been sitting in this corner with my evil plastic plants all day!  Right here!  I definitely didn’t fill my water dish with mud or flip anything over, not me!