Category: HOW DARE YOU

What do you mean I made a mess?  This is first…

What do you mean I made a mess?  This is first-class dirt wall art!

How dare you disturb my Sunday slumber?!  I am…

How dare you disturb my Sunday slumber?!  I am—wait, you just went grocery shopping?  What do you have for me!!

Mom, I got up all by myself!  On a Monday!  An…

Mom, I got up all by myself!  On a Monday!  And now you expect me to turn around to get my breakfast, too?!  How could you be so mean?!

Mom was so busy this weekend that I got only o…

Mom was so busy this weekend that I got only one snack a day after breakfast!  I was so upset that I flipped over EVERYTHING, but then Mom put it all back?!?  Do you know how much work that was, Mom?!?  And how HUNGRY that made me?!?

My face after Mom pries yet another yummy rock…

My face after Mom pries yet another yummy rock out of my mouth outside.  Mom is so mean!

Yes, I did turn my hidey hut 270 degrees while…

Yes, I did turn my hidey hut 270 degrees while I was sleeping last night.  It’s called interior design, Mom!  😤

HEY, where did my new leaf crown go?!  It was …

HEY, where did my new leaf crown go?!  It was right here yesterday!

HEY, where did my new leaf crown go?!  It was …

HEY, where did my new leaf crown go?!  It was right here yesterday!

Who dares disturb my nap without any offering …

Who dares disturb my nap without any offering of noms?!

What Mom wakes up to when she sleeps in on the…

What Mom wakes up to when she sleeps in on the weekends.