Category: headless

Dramatic lighting, dramatic tortoise.

#SayNoToMonday

Dramatic lighting, dramatic tortoise.

#SayNoToMonday

Snow AND Monday?!  NOPE NOPE NOPE.

New year, same terrible day of the week.


Dramatic lighting for the spooky headless tortoise!


I approve of this haunted house.


But WHERE ARE MY NOMS?!


BEWARE MY WRATH IF YOU DO NOT BRING ME NOMS


You have a camera?


Well it sure would be nice to get some nice photos of me…


What’s the best pose for getting my best side?


You have noms for me after this, right?


I hear dabbing is the hip thing to do!


Spooky headless tortoise wants his noms!!!

Friday the 13th of October, Part 3
(Parts 1 and 2)

The spooky headless tortoise can never resist posing for adorable photos (including a dab!).  But beware if you do not reward his posing with noms!

(Watch the video here!)

EDIT:  Bonus stylized dab!

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The spooky headless tortoise has emerged!


The spooky headless tortoise has seen you and shall not forget who you are!


WHERE ARE MY NOMS, HUMAN MORTAL?!


Me, cute? Aww shucks!


Er, I mean…wait, did you say you have noms for me?

Friday the 13th of October, Part 2
(Parts 1 and 3)

Beware the spooky headless tortoise:  He shall haunt you until he gets his noms!

(Watch the video here!)

Friday the 13th of October, Part 1
(Parts 2 and 3)

The spooky headless tortoise emerges to wish everyone a spooky Friday the 13th!  👻🦇🎃🐢

*  Music is a slightly sped up version of Daniel Simion’s Creepy Background Music, obtained here under a Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 license.

Background image is GDJ’s Haunted House Moonlight Silhouette, obtained here under a Creative Commons Zero 1.0 license.