Category: hat

thewhimsyturtle:

National Hat Day, Dr. Seuss-Style!, Part 1
(Parts 2, 3, and 4)

Gather ‘round, gather ‘round,
Today is the day!
To the milliner’s we are bound
For National Hat Day!

Behold, one and all,
So fluffy and brand new,
Homemade and tall,
My Truffula hat of the brightest hue!

Who remembers my first ever National Hat Day outfit?  💚🐢😎

It’s a cold and dreary January weekday, which means it’s the perfect time to break out my presents from friends @wafflesworld for my sixth birthday last August:  A Mexican vacation in the mail!  A dandelion-yellow pool floatie with a great big cactus (sadly not nomable—I blame customs!), three festive torts to get the party started, and of course, my magnificent Señor GRUMP sombrero!  🎉🌵🏖🎩🐢😎

The most stylish cure for a gloomy January Monday is a new hat​!  

My fabulous sombrero was selected just for me by friends @wafflesworld!  Stay tuned to find out what else they sent for Señor GRUMP!

This week, we reached 10,000 followers on Instagram!  As is tradition, Brunhilda and I put on our dapper best to shellebrate!  🎩🥳🐢🦕

We are always amazed and honored that so many people enjoy following me along on my adventures, big and small.  Thank you to all of our fabulous fans for sending us so much love every day!  🤗🥰💖🐢

🎉🎩🐢  Happy New Year and New Decade, Tumblr!  🦕✨🎊

Brunhilda and I thew a great big sparkly party to ring in the brand new ‘20s, complete with party horns and lots of spiffy hats!  🥳

We wish you all the most deliciously fabulous decade yet!  🥂😋💖🐢

🎄 12 Days of GRUMPmas, Day 1️⃣2️⃣ 🎁
(Days 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 910, and 11)

My GRUMPmas wish came true:  Santa came overnight and filled my stocking with a great big GRUMPmas feast!

Keeping the pumpkin shellebration going with bonus spooky lighting photos of me in my personal pumpkin patch wearing my fabulous new hat!  🎃🎃🐢🎃🎃

🎥  Don’t forget to watch it all in video if you missed it yesterday!

Tumblr is still eating our individual photo captions, so while the code monkeys are trying to sort that out, captions below:

  1. All hail the Pumpkin King!
  2. Nothing stands in the way of the Pumpkin King!
  3. Wait, how did I end up back here?!
  4. No matter, I, the Pumpkin King, shall march forth and conquer all the noms!
  5. …This pumpkin throne is difficult to get off of…
  6. Me, the Pumpkin King, stuck?  Never!  HARUMPH!

Happy National Pumpkin Day!  Mom made me my very own personal pumpkin patch to shellebrate!  🎃🎃🐢🎃🎃

🎥  Watch me pick my pumpkin in our video:

* Tumblr is still eating our individual photo captions, so while the code monkeys are trying to sort that out, captions below:

  1. All of these tiny pumpkins are just for me?!
  2. I choose you, tiny pumpkin…to be my new hat!
  3. Checking out the edge of my kingdom of Halloween black!
  4. Why does my kingdom of Halloween black have no noms growing anywhere?!
  5. You doubt these pumpkins are mine?  Watch me sit on them!
  6. These pumpkins are mine and mine alone!
  7. Why do these tiny pumpkins not smell like noms…
  8. Do you want to trade me real pumpkins for these tiny pumpkins?
  9. You can have those tiny not-nom pumpkins, Mom!
  10. I, Kirby the Explorer, shall go forth and find real nom-able pumpkin!
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Is this black cloth nom-able???

Shiver me timbers, it be not e’en a week after International Talk Like A Pirate Day, and me fine new ship be sunk already!?  (A hungry GRUMP stomped on it, ARRR!)  #WasntMe  🤔

Give me all th’ cuddles, ye landlubber!  😭🐢🏴‍☠️

Th’ Pirate Kirby be standin’ lookout for noms in this here crow’s nest of me fine ship!  🔭👀 🐢🏴‍☠️🛶

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Lookout duty sure be dull in this here ship…

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New plan:  Those noms must be runnin’ as soon as they be seein’ me, so now I be hidin’ from sight in th’ belly o’ me ship!