Category: hat

The Pizza Pi-rate party continues!  Pi pi pizza pie!  🍕☠️🐢😋

Happy Pi Day!  This year, the Pi-rate Tortoise has plundered an extra-large slice of pizza pie!  🍕☠️🐢😋

Happy Mardi Gras!  Time to dress up in my purple, green, and gold best!  💜💚💛  This feather boa is too big for my shell, but not to worry: I found myself a tiny feathery cap instead!  ✨👑🐢

Now where’s my Fat Tuesday feast?!  😤


Bring forth the noms!


How DARE you make me STOMP all the way over there for noms?!


Unless you’re saying these feathers are my fabulous feast?


National Hat Day, Dr. Seuss-Style!, Part 1
(Parts 2, 3, and 4)

Gather ‘round, gather ‘round,
Today is the day!
To the milliner’s we are bound
For National Hat Day!

Behold, one and all,
So fluffy and brand new,
Homemade and tall,
My Truffula hat of the brightest hue!

Who remembers my first ever National Hat Day outfit?  💚🐢😎

It’s a cold and dreary January weekday, which means it’s the perfect time to break out my presents from friends @wafflesworld for my sixth birthday last August:  A Mexican vacation in the mail!  A dandelion-yellow pool floatie with a great big cactus (sadly not nomable—I blame customs!), three festive torts to get the party started, and of course, my magnificent Señor GRUMP sombrero!  🎉🌵🏖🎩🐢😎

The most stylish cure for a gloomy January Monday is a new hat​!  

My fabulous sombrero was selected just for me by friends @wafflesworld!  Stay tuned to find out what else they sent for Señor GRUMP!

This week, we reached 10,000 followers on Instagram!  As is tradition, Brunhilda and I put on our dapper best to shellebrate!  🎩🥳🐢🦕

We are always amazed and honored that so many people enjoy following me along on my adventures, big and small.  Thank you to all of our fabulous fans for sending us so much love every day!  🤗🥰💖🐢

🎉🎩🐢  Happy New Year and New Decade, Tumblr!  🦕✨🎊

Brunhilda and I thew a great big sparkly party to ring in the brand new ‘20s, complete with party horns and lots of spiffy hats!  🥳

We wish you all the most deliciously fabulous decade yet!  🥂😋💖🐢

🎄 12 Days of GRUMPmas, Day 1️⃣2️⃣ 🎁
(Days 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 910, and 11)

My GRUMPmas wish came true:  Santa came overnight and filled my stocking with a great big GRUMPmas feast!

Keeping the pumpkin shellebration going with bonus spooky lighting photos of me in my personal pumpkin patch wearing my fabulous new hat!  🎃🎃🐢🎃🎃

🎥  Don’t forget to watch it all in video if you missed it yesterday!

Tumblr is still eating our individual photo captions, so while the code monkeys are trying to sort that out, captions below:

  1. All hail the Pumpkin King!
  2. Nothing stands in the way of the Pumpkin King!
  3. Wait, how did I end up back here?!
  4. No matter, I, the Pumpkin King, shall march forth and conquer all the noms!
  5. …This pumpkin throne is difficult to get off of…
  6. Me, the Pumpkin King, stuck?  Never!  HARUMPH!