Category: HARUMPH

Tall Tuesday chillin’ on my plastic plants to remind them who’s boss.

After my magnificent regal poses yesterday, I took a majestic not-bath and demanded better noms fit for a king like me!

I am not “hanging out” with my plastic plants!  I am using them as a chin rest to remind them of my resounding victory in the war!

Collard greens?!  Mom, how many times do I have to tell you, I don’t like collard greens unless it’s winter!

Me, too dirty?  I can see just fine out of my left eye that you haven’t put fresh noms on my plate yet!

Me, move so you can fill in this hole I spent an hour digging and put my plastic plants back in my corner?  I don’t think so.

Mom, why are you laughing?  I have noms on my head?  Clearly your fault for not chopping up my noms for me!

Yes, I did turn my hidey hut 270 degrees while I was sleeping last night.  It’s called interior design, Mom!  😤

Mom, I refuse to look at your camera until you refill my water dish so I can take my morning not-bath!

Mom, I refuse to look at your camera until you refill my water dish so I can take my morning not-bath!