Category: Halloween



You saw Jurassic Tort but did you know mom made all of our costumes? Some people might think it was all photoshop but they would be wrong. The embarrassment is all real.

One last Halloween share:  Jurassic Tort is too good not to share!

tort-time: whoops! Sometimes humom gets so exc…


whoops! Sometimes humom gets so excited to post she forgets things are in a queue! As you can see my trick or treat adventures were EPIC!  As torterra, the land does my bidding! That’s why it knew that I deserved allllll the dandelions ever for Halloween! 


I came home with quite a stash… and ate them all in 5 minutes. Humom says I should have savored them cause there won’t be anymore. I told her I Did! I just did it quickly!


Halloween is my favoritest holiday! omnomnomnom 


So many dandies!  Gotta nom ‘em ALL!  🌼😋

Plus, don’t miss Torterra, Part 1 over here!



Welcome! To Jurassic Tort.

Halloween may be over, but the Turtpocalypse is still approaching!



Jack Shellington, Part 9(Parts 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, …

Jack Shellington, Part 9
(Parts 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 67, and 8)

Put my costume away?!  We’ve got to keep Jack!  There’s only 365 days left ‘til next Halloween!  No, 364!

Jack Shellington, Part 8(Parts 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, …

Jack Shellington, Part 8
(Parts 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, and 7)

This is Tort-o-ween!  Tort-o-ween!  Tort-o-ween!  💀🎃🐢

*  Credit to @spooky__skeleton on Instagram for the brilliant comment:  “THIS IS TURT-O-WEEN THIS IS TURT-O-WEEN KIRBY GRUMPS IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT!”

Jack Shellington, Part 7(Parts 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, …

Jack Shellington, Part 7
(Parts 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6)

Happy Halloween from Halloween Town!  💀🎃🐢

What’s this?  A holiday where everything is my favorite color?  I want it for my own!  ❤️😍

🎶 Sing the captions, sing ‘em loud!

Jack Shellington, Part 6(Parts 1, 2, 3, 4, and…

Jack Shellington, Part 6
(Parts 1, 2, 34, and 5)

Time for our Halloween Eve surprise:  My bestie Brunhilda is Zero the ghost dino to my Jack Shellington!

Jack Shellington, Part 5(Parts 1, 2, 3, and 4)

Jack Shellington, Part 5
(Parts 1, 23, and 4)

Snake and spider stew?  Not if I have a say!

Jack Shellington, Part 4(Parts 1, 2, and 3)

Jack Shellington, Part 4
(Parts 12, and 3)

What’s this?  What’s this?
In here they’ve got a little cat, how queer
And who would ever think
And why?