Category: GRUMP

After my magnificent regal poses yesterday, I took a majestic not-bath and demanded better noms fit for a king like me!

It’s a time-lapse Tall Tuesday posing on my water dish!

What’s this?  It’s bath day so I can start the new year with a clean shell?!  This is NONSENSE, Mom!  I demand you get me out of this awful bath THIS INSTANT!

These are NOT the noms I’m looking for!

Counting down to Christmas with 12 Days of GRUMPmas!  🎄1️⃣2️⃣🎁

You better watch out, Santa Tort is GRUMPing over your shoulder!  🎅🐢😤

Squeak GRUMP squeeeaaak GRUMP GRUMP squeak squeakity squeakity SQUEAK!!!

🔊 on!  Plus, if you watch carefully, you may see some tail wags! 

#tbt when Mom found the rare Shamrock Tortoise GRUMPing for cuddles on St. Patrick’s Day!  ☘️😤🐢💚

My light broke, it’s cold and rainy, and it’s Monday?!?  Shell no!


* The only good part of this Monday:  Tumblr has finally stopped eating our individual photo captions!  Thank you, Tumblr engineers!

The new TV we bought on Black Friday arrived!  I am supervising Mom setting it up.  Higher, Mom!  I need to see all the noms in that cooking show!

Excuse me, this is my bed now.