It’s a time-lapse Tall Tuesday posing on my water dish!
What’s this? It’s bath day so I can start the new year with a clean shell?! This is NONSENSE, Mom! I demand you get me out of this awful bath THIS INSTANT!
Counting down to Christmas with 12 Days of GRUMPmas! 🎄1️⃣2️⃣🎁
You better watch out, Santa Tort is GRUMPing over your shoulder! 🎅🐢😤
Squeak GRUMP squeeeaaak GRUMP GRUMP squeak squeakity squeakity SQUEAK!!!
🔊 on! Plus, if you watch carefully, you may see some tail wags!
#tbt when Mom found the rare Shamrock Tortoise GRUMPing for cuddles on St. Patrick’s Day! ☘️😤🐢💚
My light broke, it’s cold and rainy, and it’s Monday?!? Shell no!
* The only good part of this Monday: Tumblr has finally stopped eating our individual photo captions! Thank you, Tumblr engineers!
The new TV we bought on Black Friday arrived! I am supervising Mom setting it up. Higher, Mom! I need to see all the noms in that cooking show!
Excuse me, this is my bed now.