Shiver me timbers, I know just where th’ noms be hidin’! No shiny navigator can fool Pirate Cap’n Kirby. Th’ shiny whatsit be nay navigator—th’ shiny be th’ noms!
At last, th’ best o’ th’ booty from ye scurvy landlubbers!
Ye best be nay disturbin’ th’ Pirate Kirby whilst nommin’, lest ye suffer th’ mightiest o’ GRUMPs!
Nommin’ be serious business!
Radicchio be th’ finest booty I ever did nom!
Th’ Pirate Cap’n Kirby be grand pleased! Brin’ me more radicchio, ye scurvy dog!
ARRRRRR!! It be International Talk Like A Pirate Day! Th’ swashbucklin’ Pirate Kirby returns t’ plunder all yer noms!
Avast! I found meself a jolly fine sextant t’ help me find all th’ noms this voyage! C’mere, me shiny beauty, show me where all th’ noms be hidin’!
If ye be holdin’ back noms, beware th’ mighty GRUMP o’ Pirate Kirby!
Sitting tall and pretty on my baby log for Tall Tuesday: Where’s the radicchio you promised me for being a good boy, Mom?
* There doesn’t seem to be a way to preserve Apple’s Live Photo format when uploading pictures here. Otherwise, you’d see my head shoot up as soon as I heard my name called!
Weekends mean lap tortoise duty!
It’s the weekend, Mom! I want breakfast in bed!
Why don’t I fit through this big gap on my favorite chair anymore?! Fix this, Mom! 😡🐢
I don’t care if it’s past my bedtime. I am hungry now, and I want noms NOW!
Who dares disturb my nap without any offering of noms?!
Five!, Part 7
(Parts 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6)
Bonus photos of my birthday cake nomming! As always, Mom took too many photos, but I am too adorably photogenic for us to keep these photos to ourselves!
The face I gave Mom when she told me there were no more dandies in my cake. Why didn’t Mom make me a cake with neverending dandies?!
The face I make when I’m not done nomming what’s in my mouth but I see another yummy nom!
Whoa, how did that camera get right in my face?!
I’m not letting go of my radicchio for any picture!
I AM A RADICCHIO VACUUM!
Mom, stop taking pictures and hand feed me my radicchio! It’s my birthday!