Category: GRUMP

What do you mean, we’re out of radicchio?!

EXCUSE ME, sunning my bum makes me hungry!  Bring my noms over here, stat!

Collard greens?!  Mom, how many times do I have to tell you, I don’t like collard greens unless it’s winter!

It’s bath time?  Let’s see…wall here, water dish there…sorry, Mom, looks like I’m totally stuck.  I have no choice but to stay here all day!  No bath for me!

Excuse me, why is the sun over in that corner?  Make it come over here, Mom!

Shiver me timbers, it be not e’en a week after International Talk Like A Pirate Day, and me fine new ship be sunk already!?  (A hungry GRUMP stomped on it, ARRR!)  #WasntMe  🤔

Give me all th’ cuddles, ye landlubber!  😭🐢🏴‍☠️

Th’ Pirate Kirby be standin’ lookout for noms in this here crow’s nest of me fine ship!  🔭👀 🐢🏴‍☠️🛶

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Lookout duty sure be dull in this here ship…

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New plan:  Those noms must be runnin’ as soon as they be seein’ me, so now I be hidin’ from sight in th’ belly o’ me ship!

ARRRRR!!  It be International Talk Like A Pirate Day!  Th’ fearsome Pirate Kirby returns t’ hornswaggle ye landlubbers!  🏴☠️🐢

I plundered meself a mighty fine ship t’ sail th’ seas this year!  No noms be escapin’ me in this here clipper!  Now which one o’ ye scallywags be swabbing th’ decks?

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👃💨  Avast!  Me nose do smell noms in th’ wind!  Weigh anchor and hoist th’ mizzen!  ⚓️

Mom and I are both grumpy today (I even refused to get up at all!), so here’s a throwback to one time a few years ago, when I got up to an empty plate.  Mom went running for my breakfast when she saw this GRUMP!

thewhimsyturtle:

thewhimsyturtle:

🎶  I’m the only one of ME!  🌈🐢🦋💖

✨  Some unplanned T-Swizzle numerology:  Our video is 5:02 long…and 5 + 2 = 7!  Plus, Mom unintentionally took exactly 13 photos of me in my butterfly wings on her camera!  (Again!  We haven’t shared all 13 photos this time because several look very similar to the ones we have shared here already.)

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You can’t spell noms without Kir—er…

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…ahem…I promise that nobody’s gonna GRUMP like ME if you don’t give me noms RIGHT NOW!

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Rebageling because ME! at the BBMAs was ✨magical✨!

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One more sleep until the album Lover!

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