EXCUSE ME! Where is my breakfast?! Starving is not part of staying home and social distancing!
Mom, your hand got smaller again! Make your hand grow bigger!!
Ringing in the new month with my semiannual weigh-in! I now weigh more than 10 ounces! And I am so close to 300 g!! MOAR NOMS, MOM!
It’s weigh-in day! I clocked in at 263 grams, my second biggest semiannual(ish) weight gain yet! Mom is relieved that last summer was just a fluke. I say more noms are in order so I can break my summer growth record!
Mom, this chair shrank again! I can barely fit my head and one leggie through the railings now! Fix it, Mom!
If I stare at the colors in my new water dish long enough, will they turn into noms?
I got a new, bigger water dish! Mom is excited about all the colors. I am not. I don’t see any of my favorite nom colors, Mom!
Psst…did you notice how I have shoved everything to the center of my enclosure, so that anything I want is within easy reach? 😎
Mom gave me my seminannual(ish) weigh-in over the weekend! My winter regime of nomming and napping as much as possible worked: I grew even more this winter than I did last summer! See, Mom, I told you all those extra treats for my winter GRUMPs were a good idea!