Happy St. Patrick’s Day! Lucky me found a leprechaun’s stash! Mom says leprechaun gold has magical properties. If I put all this shiny gold into the leprechaun’s hat, will the shiny gold be magicked into yummy noms?
Mom says Mardi Gras masks are supposed to be worn on your face instead of over it. How am I supposed to nom anything like this?!
(In case you’re wondering, I reacted to Mom putting my mask on my face exactly like how I reacted when she put my mask on top of my head: Not at all! I just kept walking forward like there wasn’t anything blocking my line of sight—No mere mask can stop me from making a beeline for the noms I saw Mom put on the other side of the table!)