Category: FEED ME

EXCUSE ME, I rampaged EVERYWHERE!  Why is my plate still empty?!?

Behold the Faithful Vigil of the Hungry Hungry Tortoise.

How many hugs do I have to give my empty plate before it gives me noms?

MOOOOOM, I’ve been rampaging for a whole hour!  Why is my plate still empty?!?

Seriously, Mom?!

Is it time for noms to descend from the sky?

Mom!  Why won’t you let me near your laptop?!  I promise I won’t buy ALL the radicchio on the Interwebs—only the radicchio on sale for Cyber Monday!

Mom was so busy today that she didn’t have time to give me a bath!  Win!

Mom was also so busy she didn’t give me a single snack all day after breakfast!?  MOOOOOM!

HUMAN, WHERE ARE MY NOMS?!

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* Tumblr is still eating our individual photo captions, so while the code monkeys are working on that, captions below:

  1. ARRRR YOU BRINGING NOMS?
  2. I made a mess?  What else was I supposed to do?!  I’m STARVING!!

I’m out of noms?!  Light the Bat-Signal!  Save me from starvation, Batman!  🦇🔦