Category: drama queen

How many hugs do I have to give my empty plate before it gives me noms?

Those greens were unacceptable, so I buried them.  Bring me new noms, stat!

Mom gave me subpar noms again!?  Good thing I know where to find better noms:  Behind my hidey hut!

What’s this?  It’s bath day so I can start the new year with a clean shell?!  This is NONSENSE, Mom!  I demand you get me out of this awful bath THIS INSTANT!

Squeak GRUMP squeeeaaak GRUMP GRUMP squeak squeakity squeakity SQUEAK!!!

🔊 on!  Plus, if you watch carefully, you may see some tail wags! 

What is the meaning of this?!  How dare you give me an awful bath on a Friday?!

HUMAN, WHERE ARE MY NOMS?!

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* Tumblr is still eating our individual photo captions, so while the code monkeys are working on that, captions below:

  1. ARRRR YOU BRINGING NOMS?
  2. I made a mess?  What else was I supposed to do?!  I’m STARVING!!

Tilted Tuesday tiny tortoise troubles:  Woe is me, doomed with an empty belly and an empty plate!  😫🐢

I’m out of noms?!  Light the Bat-Signal!  Save me from starvation, Batman!  🦇🔦

Mom, I TOLD you I don’t want these greens!  I don’t care if it’s not the right season, I want dandelions!  Also radicchio!  And I am not coming out of this corner until you put those on my plate!