Category: DO NOT WANT

Mom, it’s my birthday in two days!  Can’t we s…

Mom, it’s my birthday in two days!  Can’t we start shellebrating today with radicchio for breakfast?

I have to finish everything on my plate before…

I have to finish everything on my plate before I get new noms?!

Ta da!  No more noms!  Now go get me my radicchio!

Mom, I TOLD you I don’t want these greens!  I …

Mom, I TOLD you I don’t want these greens!  I don’t care if it’s not the right season, I want dandelions!  Also radicchio!  And I am not coming out of this corner until you put those on my plate!

NO NO NO!  TOO BRIGHT!  MAKE IT STOP!

NO NO NO!  TOO BRIGHT!  MAKE IT STOP!

Mom, why is my plate filled with tiny leaves? …

Mom, why is my plate filled with tiny leaves?  They’re from the violets you planted for me?  But then where are the yummy violets???

EXCUSE ME, there is dirt on these greens!  I d…

EXCUSE ME, there is dirt on these greens!  I demand new dirt-free noms!

Mom, I searched through this whole pile of gre…

Mom, I searched through this whole pile of greens—there isn’t a single piece of radicchio!?

Excuse me!  Why are there collard greens on my…

Excuse me!  Why are there collard greens on my plate again?!  I told you, Mom, I don’t want collard greens when it’s warm out!

EXCUSE ME, these noms are UNACCEPTABLE.  The f…

EXCUSE ME, these noms are UNACCEPTABLE.  The final Game of Thrones season premiere requires a giant pile of radicchio!

EXCUSE ME, these noms are UNACCEPTABLE.  The f…

EXCUSE ME, these noms are UNACCEPTABLE.  The final Game of Thrones season premiere requires a giant pile of radicchio!