Category: diva

Those greens were unacceptable, so I buried them.  Bring me new noms, stat!

Mom gave me subpar noms again!?  Good thing I know where to find better noms:  Behind my hidey hut!

Excuse me, these are not the noms I rampaged for.

MOOOOOM, I’ve been rampaging for a whole hour!  Why is my plate still empty?!?

These are NOT the noms I’m looking for!

HUMAN, WHERE ARE MY NOMS?!

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* Tumblr is still eating our individual photo captions, so while the code monkeys are working on that, captions below:

  1. ARRRR YOU BRINGING NOMS?
  2. I made a mess?  What else was I supposed to do?!  I’m STARVING!!

I don’t want those noms.  Go get me new ones!

Moooom, my noms are too far away!  Bring them over here to me!

Collard greens?!  Mom, how many times do I have to tell you, I don’t like collard greens unless it’s winter!

Mom, I TOLD you I don’t want these greens!  I don’t care if it’s not the right season, I want dandelions!  Also radicchio!  And I am not coming out of this corner until you put those on my plate!