Who, me? I have no idea how that side of my enclosure got trashed. I was busy starving to death in this corner over here.
Who goes there? Do you bring noms? No noms, no admittance to the Kirby Fort!
I have no idea how my hidey hut ended up facing backwards and on top of me, Mom. I just woke up like this!
What’s that? Everything is a mess behind me? I can’t even see it, Mom! Definitely wasn’t me!