Category: demanding

Excuse me, I’m hungry!  WHERE IS MY BREAKFAST?…

Excuse me, I’m hungry!  WHERE IS MY BREAKFAST?!

Take this awful cuttlebone out of my sight!

If you’re not going to bring me breakfast in b…

If you’re not going to bring me breakfast in bed on a Monday, I am taking the shortest path to my plate!  I want my breakfast NOW, no time to waste on doors!

Mom, why is the sun over there?  Make it come …

Mom, why is the sun over there?  Make it come over here to where I am!

Peekaboo!

Peekaboo!

As a reward for finding me, you may now serve me breakfast in bed.  Immediately!

Good morn—EXCUSE ME, why is this the sam…

Good morn—EXCUSE ME, why is this the same water that was in my water dish yesterday?  Change this water RIGHT NOW, Mom!

I AM KING KIRBY, HEAR ME ROAR!!

It’s the weekend, Mom!  I want breakfast in be…

It’s the weekend, Mom!  I want breakfast in bed!

EXCUSE ME, that breakfast was no good, so I th…

EXCUSE ME, that breakfast was no good, so I threw it all out of my plate.  Go get me another one!

Day 10 without my coconut:  Still no coconut, …

Day 10 without my coconut:  Still no coconut, Mom gave me an awful bath this morning, and now she’s forgotten to fill my water dish.  This is definitely a conspiracy against me!!

I have noms on my face?  Then why aren’t you c…

I have noms on my face?  Then why aren’t you cleaning my face for me?!

Mom, these greens have been stomped on!  I wan…

Mom, these greens have been stomped on!  I want new noms!  Why aren’t there better noms under my plate or inside or on top of my hidey hut?!