Category: demanding

EXCUSE ME, sunning my bum makes me hungry!  Bring my noms over here, stat!

Collard greens?!  Mom, how many times do I have to tell you, I don’t like collard greens unless it’s winter!

Excuse me, why is the sun over in that corner?  Make it come over here, Mom!

Mom, I TOLD you I don’t want these greens!  I don’t care if it’s not the right season, I want dandelions!  Also radicchio!  And I am not coming out of this corner until you put those on my plate!

EXCUSE ME!  It’s my nap time!  Where is my turn down service?!

Hi, Mom!  What am I doing?  I’m uh, just waiting for snack time!  It is snack time, right?  Here I come!

Mom?!  Where are my snacks?!

Mom, are you done hammering yet?!  You’ve been making a racket for over an hour, and it’s way past my naptime!

Mom, why is my plate filled with tiny leaves?  They’re from the violets you planted for me?  But then where are the yummy violets???

Excuse me, my log is flipped over!  MOM!

MOM, I can’t believe you didn’t pack any frilly kale for me in your bag!  I refuse to look at you until you find some!  How dare—ooo, shello, sun!