Category: breakfast

Mom, it’s my birthday in two days!  Can’t we s…

Mom, it’s my birthday in two days!  Can’t we start shellebrating today with radicchio for breakfast?

Mom, I got up all by myself!  On a Monday!  An…

Mom, I got up all by myself!  On a Monday!  And now you expect me to turn around to get my breakfast, too?!  How could you be so mean?!

Rainy days are for digging into my dirt and sl…

Rainy days are for digging into my dirt and sleeping all day!

Hang on, did someone say breakfast?

Introducing…the latest in breakfast fas…

Introducing…the latest in breakfast fashion!

This breakfast is completely UNACCEPTABLE.  I …

This breakfast is completely UNACCEPTABLE.  I can’t even stand to look at it!

Mom, what is this?!  I am a YouTube star and a shellebrity now! …


EXCUSE ME!


Who do you think I am, Mom?!


I am a shellebrity!


These are normal greens!


I demand shellebrity greens!


I refuse to nom these lowly greens!


In fact, I refuse to even look at them!


MOM, why are you still standing there taking pictures?!


Yes, I did just throw half my breakfast off my plate!


Hurry up and get me radicchio, Mom!!

Mom, what is this?!  I am a YouTube star and a shellebrity now!  I demand radicchio, cactus, and dandelions!